dickshit

The shit in your foreskin when a girl takes a shit on your dick while doing anal

Sorry babe, can't fuck rn, gotta clean this dickshit

by liquidstrawberry January 26, 2018

Dickstitch

When you’ve ridden so much dick that you give yourself a stitch.

Me: “Yo Meggsie Jo, you coming out?”
Meggsie Jo: “In a second, I’ve got a dickstitch, I’m stretching it out”

by Nicki G February 14, 2018

Dickshit

Another word for calling a guy gay. He’d be a dickshit because he was fu*ked in the ass so hard he had to sh*t out of his di*k.

Ew look at that dickshit..

by Drugs Not Hugs February 14, 2019

dickshit

spirm

dickshit is very yummy and sexy

by real_buttcheeks_are_very_good October 5, 2020

dicksmitter

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.

Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.

by Smittysays September 23, 2022

Dickalitus

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023

Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.

Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.

by pancifer May 30, 2018