dickknob

a complete loser who thinks they are all that. most likely thinking that they know everything and usually end up making a complete ass of themselves

open the fucking door you dickknob

by questionable-sanity June 18, 2008

Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised

He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised

by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017

dicknose

When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.

ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"

by JDubbbb January 13, 2007

Dickwobble

To walk.

If "chinwag" means talking, then "dickwobble" means walking.

by HELPMEIMDYING June 1, 2011

Dicknology

An individuals knowledge of dick.

"What class are you taking?"

"Dicknology 101 with Professor Richard."

by Sexual.........y February 16, 2014

Dicknose

A person who does not take helpful advice and fails due to being hard headed.

Dancee is a fuckin dicknose

by The 1 who gotcha April 9, 2017

Dicknotysed

When the sex is so good you start to project feelings that aren't actually there onto something that is just amazing sexual chemistry.

"I don't know if this shit actually has a future but goddamn that man sure knows how to fuck and eats pussy like a champ. Goddamn I'm dicknotysed!"

"I have so many important things to do but I'm so dicknotysed I'd rather have four orgasms tonight and fuck for hours."

by HSTgonzo July 7, 2017