Ron DeSantis

Governor of Florida. An example on what happens when you vote for a Trumptard. Expect them to be not only be a blithering dumbass, but incompetent which happens to be a facet that's even worse in leadership.

As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!

by Soul_Driver May 3, 2020

DeSantis

The phenomenon and frustration when your anal douche water doesn’t run clear after repeated tries but your partner is already waiting to hook up. 💩💦🚽

I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.

by manchildh3lms March 29, 2022

depants

To forcibly remove another's trousers.

After depantsing Amanda, I had my way with her.

by rowdy roddy January 27, 2003

deanthony

that friend who got the biggest ass huge dick and can steal your girl

bro isn't that deanthony with your girl

by goku_theoffical January 26, 2021

DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.

Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.

by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

austin desanto

A wrestler in iowa university. creator of cartwheel kimura .

Did you see austin desanto picking lizak up?

by Thailenaa April 11, 2019