cuntplaining

cuntplaining is when a women complains about something that isn't merely an insignificant problem, but not a problem at all.

cuntplaining examples:
Men sitting with their legs apart oppresses me

Video game characters with big butts make me sad because i don't have a big butt

Its cold and the AC is on too high

When i beat up my boyfriend he doesn't fight back enough

People want to have sex with me

People give me compliments

by xeno6969 October 12, 2016

Cuntflap

A person who is equivalent to a sack of dicks.. or cunt flaps.

Joe: Hey Tsuki, I bet you're great in bed.
Tsuki: You're a cuntflap.

by Tsuki May 31, 2005

fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Hurry! Your watched item is ending soon. You fucking fudfaced cuntflap

Cock off you mofoing damnassed jobbyjabbing fudfaced cuntflapped spoon fondler prick. You really are a fucking fudfaced cuntflap

by Claudio Reyna December 9, 2007

cuntflapper

a loose vagina/pussy that flaps around do to overuse.

Angelina "gee i fucked every guy in seattle" , Barbra "damn girl you a Cuntflapper.

by MIke "the one and only". April 23, 2011

cuntflatulations

is a play on the word congratulations. It is defined as a gust of air excreted from the vagina such as a " queef", or "pussy fart". this term originated in Middlesex county New Jersey.

Cuntflatulations on the birth of your child. congratulations queef lord mocha

by Lord Mocha December 12, 2016

Cuntplaining

What women who acknowledges mansplaining as a word does when complaining about it.

1: Well mansplaining is totally not something that women does when they're explaining as a regular person

2: stop cuntplaining, cunt.

by nvrd October 6, 2017

Cuntplaining

It's used by women (mostly) who complain in a snide, bitchy, nasty manner, usually directed at men.

The female vehicle owner breaks down whilst driving her car to work, her car is towed to an authorised mechanic. The mechanic is polite and tries to explain that she has "cooked" her motor and that regular maintenance wasn't adhered to. She complains that she doesn't understand and acts like a nasty bitch to the person trying to help. She is Cuntplaining

by Exavia11 September 12, 2016