cuntflatulations

is a play on the word congratulations. It is defined as a gust of air excreted from the vagina such as a " queef", or "pussy fart". this term originated in Middlesex county New Jersey.

Cuntflatulations on the birth of your child. congratulations queef lord mocha

cuntflatulations by Lord Mocha December 12, 2016

conflatulations 

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

conflatulations by jrky March 4, 2009

conflatulations 

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.

The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.

conflatulations by Ploxis May 13, 2005

cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.

cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.

cuntgratulations by Matt-jw May 15, 2016

cuntgratulations

giving sarcastic praise for a female that is not in your sphere of influence for a counter-productive task.

Bob offered Brian's girlfriend cuntgratulations when she successfully cock-blocked him at the bar.

cuntgratulations by mongo61 January 23, 2009

conflatulations 

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

conflatulations by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

Conflatulations 

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

Conflatulations by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023