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Cuntemolegist 

Cuntemolegist: A specialist in the field of cuntemolegy. Many young men and even women these days begin early stages of this training in high school, continuing on to university or college, and into early adulthood. Professional cuntemolegists must pass the bar exam offered only by the Vernon Associated Genital Inspectors National Association, or simply V.A.G.I.N.A. Professional cuntemolegists must log over one thousand hours of intimate vaginal inspection and be able to log and classify all known types of human vaginas.
Tony was in deep in preparation for his cuntemolegists exam, the four girls in his dorm room lay side by side on his bed, legs high in the air, while Tony tested various theories of taste, stimulation, and sensatation. Tony loaded new batteries in the cuntemolegists secret weapon, the high speed monstervibe! bearded clam pussy gash
Cuntemolegist by vinter July 6, 2010
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Cunterpillar 

An extremely hairy, bushy or unkempt vagina. This can refer to hair on the vagina that makes a pussy look like a caterpillar. Also appropriate when a woman's pubic hair extends down her leg in a very thick buchy fashion.
Dude, did you see that bitch's cunterpillar?
It was sticking out of her fucking thong.

cuntbear 

a super cunt to the extremest
that bitch is a super cuntbear
cuntbear by Axel Peralta October 20, 2007

Cuntered 

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.
Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.
Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011
A feminist term to replace "lady blog." Coined by twitter personality, Haley Mlotek.
"Rejecting the term "lady blog" in favor of the more palatable "cuntent," please adjust correspondence accordingly." -Haley Mlotek
cuntent by G.W.N. April 26, 2015

Cunted Cunt 

Ann Coulter, a self proclaimed bigot, who is everything that is wrong with America. It is people like her that stop real progress and change in America while spreading lies and hate.
Son: "Hey dad, what are you reading"

Dad: "...Slander, by Ann Coulter"

Son: "No! Dad, not that cunted cunt!"
a concert or music festival with predominately female and/or lesbian artists, musicians, and fans.
Did you make it to the Lilith Fair cuntcert?
There sure were a lot of chicks with buzzcuts at the Indigo Girls cuntcert!
cuntcert by -AMS July 1, 2008