shoe clerk

A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.

Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up

Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!

That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!

by AF dude March 20, 2008

The Clertin

The act of having Big Bird and The Jack in the Box Guy in court and Jack making fun of a poor defenseless handicaped child.

"Hahaha! The Clertin?!?" J. Box
"I Oughta' Kick your ass." - B. Bird

by Ottovan March 4, 2009

Clerk

Often found in Law Offices, this master of the copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying, making coffee, running petty errands, collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.

Person 1 - "So where you working at these days?"

Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"

Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"

Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"

by Captian Clerk March 17, 2010

cleric

1. In religion, a generic term for a religious leader; does not imply a specific religion or rank.

2. In business, a clerk; one who handles documents and filing systems.

3. In Roll Playing Gaming, aka RPG, a magic-practicing priest; generally a healer, but this may vary according to alignment.

People employ clerics to practice their religion for them so they won't have to practice their religion themselves.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.

"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."

by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008

Celeron Syndrome

The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor

My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome

by LlamaFluff November 29, 2015

Clertiary

The satisfying chill or stimulation one feels whilst drifting through a dark abyss at night.

I felt so clertiary last night when me and OJ were driving through the woods in his Ford Bronco.

by The Yosiation August 17, 2021