crop dust suicide

When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!

I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!

by Bigrow October 13, 2016

crop a skank

When your son has dated a disgusting and scandalous hoodrat that has caused a lot of drama for all of his friends and family. After being forced to take multiple photos of said hoodrat and they break up you get to crop her out of all the pictures...hence, crop a skank

I was so happy they broke up and I could finally crop a skank.

Today I felt so good when I got to crop a skank.

by Kaylie is a skank November 23, 2009

Crop dust

Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.

Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.

by katelynthecropduster68 February 12, 2017

Crop dusting

v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.

by E.B. December 3, 2004

crop dust

A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.

Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.

by jimrim June 26, 2007

crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

by joe mcduffie December 15, 2006

crop duster

A car with some sort of engine problem that causes it to release an abnormal amount of exhaust, usually of a bluish color.

Boy, that old Impala was quite the crop duster.

by Zone-Ranger October 23, 2007