croggy

to give a person a ride on your crossbar.
'croggy' = short for 'crossbar'.

'oi! - gis a croggy to the shops!'

by Kev Landy September 8, 2008

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

crogina

a vagina that is so tight, it requires a crowbar to open it.

that ugly chick looks like she has a crogina

by yourface7 February 5, 2010

Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.

That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.

by je77 May 8, 2010

crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

crocophobia

The fear of the water/land shoe brand, croc. This could be triggered in many ways such as the wholes in the shoe creating fear of trypophobia, or the fact that a tanline of wholes can appear after wearing them in the sun. Crocophobia can fear people due to the the odd or funky shape of the croc, people affected with crocophibia can have a hate or disgust for crocs or croc supporters or people wearing them, the squeak of the rubber can flare up anxiety as well.

Wow i think they have crocophobia, do you see the way they are hating on my crocs?

by theycallmejuliandimsokewl July 22, 2019

Crocogator

Also Crocagator or more rarely Allidile.
When you don't know if an animal is an alligator or a crocodile so you say this instead to avoid a lecture on the difference. Usually raises confusion and half of the time backfires anyway.

G1: Hey look at the crocogator.
G2: No that's a...wait, what?

by PenguinSurgeon August 8, 2019