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cougar

A cougar's not necessarily an older woman chasing younger men - she could be as young as 25 and be on the lookout for bald dudes in their late 30s or black dudes of any age, a so-called nouveau cougar. Signs of cougarism are: cougar lips (exessively red), cleavage, animal print clothing (particulary headbands or sun visors), black power hairdo or badly died shakira hair. The cougar typically sips at either red wine, gin tonic or whisky, and sits on a bar stool from which she takes a flying leap at her cock of choice.
Why does your friend dress like that?

She wants to be a cougar!
by cougar spotter May 17, 2009
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar

A woman over the age of 27 hanging around the bar flirting, and trying to hookup with younger men. Especially at Octoberfest...searching for that new sausage!
Wow Katherine you really are a cougar!
by DaCheez October 29, 2005
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar

an older woman who tries to get with young boys.
Person 1 : " Hey man, how old is that girl that friend requested you on facebook?"
Person 2 : " 47."
Person 1: " I think she may be a cougar "
by Boofo-onda September 19, 2010
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar

The cougar is a rare breed of female homosapien. It's natural habitats include night clubs that were cool three years ago and the hotel bar inside the Marriott.
Girl 1: Did you find out who kept calling your boyfriends cell?
Girl 2: Yeah, turns out it's just some sad divorced cougar, nothing to worry about.
by msbrat1978 December 14, 2008
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar

study of what will be described as the generation of people born in the really late 80's and early 90's.
he's a cougar from the 90's.
by cougar #1 April 8, 2008
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar

A piece of feces so big and hard that it requires multiple flushes before it thinks about going down. And yes, it does think. Saying a cougar "has teeth" can be interpreted to mean it's particularly big, tough, or nasty looking.
John looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "That cougar's got teeth! Better watch it doesn't eat ya!"
by Caribou December 28, 2005
mugGet the cougarmug.

cougar

a lady person at least 20 years of age (as of July), who pursues or has been with a boy person at least two years younger than her.

Not to be confused with a cradle-robber or pedo.
"Did you see that lady holding hands with that teenager? Whatta cougar.
by iknowacougar March 9, 2010
mugGet the cougarmug.

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