Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.
"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
by theRiko June 23, 2016
Get the cockblocking roommate mug.An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.
I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.
by fredcasa April 3, 2011
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by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013
Get the Cookblocking mug.(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.
She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013
Get the Crockblock mug.When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.
Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
by XanderALX March 11, 2009
Get the Cockblock Swoop and Snatch mug.1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
Get the cockblock mug.When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.
"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."
by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010
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