copckblock

An act of cockblocking, performed by any type of police officer, typically preventing sexual intercourse from occurring between couples belonging to the magical under-21 year old demographic, who are otherwise completely innocent of anything. Also typically occurs when the police officer involved is inexplicably feeling particularly unwilling to catch real criminals, and has no good reason for performing the copckblock. Fuck dem popos.

Bro 1: Yo bros! Bros! Last night I was about to eat some tasty pussy when some fuckin' pigs kicked in my window and made me go home! I wasn't even drunk, when I asked for a Breathalyzer to prove it, that fuckin asshole took it out and hit me in the mouth with it, giggled a lot, yelled 'FACIAL' and drove off. Fuck the police, bro.
Bro 2: Yeah you totally got copckblocked, bro. Fuck the police.

Cop 1: Dude, we've hit up Dunkin' Deezy four times already tonight and given three senior citizens speeding tickets, enough stopping crime for tonight--there are some kids making out at a picnic table up there, whatta ya say?
Cop 2: Fuck yeah, copckblock those motherfuckers! Put the siren on, dude, let's run up on these fools!

by Samuel Lyons May 22, 2008

Cuckblock

When a guy with no chance of hooking up with a girl cockblocks every other guy out of jealousy.

Dylan kept cuckblocking me last night. Laura told him there’s no way she would get with him so he cuckblocked me and her all night!

by Notmynamehere February 21, 2022

cockblocktopus

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblockistan

A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.

Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan

by King Needsome December 27, 2005

Clockblocker

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.

"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."

by redmattersite August 4, 2018

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

cockblocker

A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.

friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?

by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010