Chortle

Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.

"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."

by Rc__ November 1, 2017

cohort

1. A band of highly trained Roman Legionaries. Usually there are 600 men in a cohort.

2. A person that is a good friend.

3. A group of people.

1. The Praetorian Cohorts formed the front lines.

2. He's my cohort.

3. These people can be divided into two cohorts.

by AJ January 27, 2005

Coont

What is sounds like when one of the Beatles says the word, "cunt".

That, Hitler was a real coont, wasn't he?

by Smitty Rules October 30, 2012

Wellington Chortle

The act of regurgitating beef wellington into a british whore's vagina when something particularly drule is said.

After a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, I put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved Wellington Chortle; Spot on, she said.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

The chort

the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...

The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.

"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"

by Brian Crane March 1, 2008

Coonthzy

Cool, amazing, great, often used to describe a person.

That man on TV is so coonthzy.

by Holly Leafe August 25, 2008