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Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
by bbkate_r August 22, 2012
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Comatable

When someone is so easy to come at
Brian is a comatable little ho.
by Avalimee June 7, 2016
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Combablefuck

Noun; a messed up situation; like cluster fuck but 10x worse
I was in a combablefuck when I found out my girlfriend and her sister were both pregnant by me..
by Basic Grain September 2, 2019
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combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.
The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
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Combative

“Sarah Fuller wants to go to Hayden? That bitch is COMBATIVE”
by Spandexx March 19, 2021
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combatilist

I’m training Luke to be an amazing combatilist.
by A_Superior_Kiwi May 29, 2021
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Comtwatible

When you meet a person or people that at your kind of twat. And you just have to keep these people in your life.
I can't believe how Comtwatible we are.
by Adorable Dickhead June 16, 2021
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