clasing

A jackass who likes cars

Josh reminds me of a clasing

by DarkFennix May 16, 2020

closing scissor lift

when two consensual individuals engage in scissoring and one is so inspired that mid scissor they close scissor their formation thus clamping their partner which allows them to lift their partner, figure skating style, to bask aloft in mid coitus glow

In a fit of orgasmic rapture, she felt herself raised off the bed in an unexpected closing scissor lift.

by the curious c February 25, 2021

Closing the Gap

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

closing den

A room or place where you take a date or hook up that is designed to create an atmosphere or mood based on your sexual preferences and desires. For example, if you are into BDSM, it could include a bed with a bed post equipped with different types of restraints, dark leather furniture, and a dresser full of toys. If you are trying to create a romantic setting, it can include a bathroom equipped with a large tub full of bath products and candles with a sensual low lit warm bedroom environment.

Dude, I met a girl at the bar last night, and I took her to the closing den. Once she walked in it was a sure thing.

by RenDun23 September 11, 2023

Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.

I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

nausea causing/related breakfastaphobia

1.A fear of eating breackfast accompanied by feelings of sickness when eating early or only a short time after getting up.

2.Can be without any fear of breackfast and just the nausea when eating early

nausea causing/related breakfastaphobia - When eating or thinking of eating breakfast, you feel sick or dizzy

by xx-JulianBarratt-xx April 12, 2008

Crusing

When you are high, drunk, and have a snus in, named for the combination of crunk and snus.

George: dude, I have some snus, want to
go on a crus?
Greg: Sure, I'll bring the booze and weed
George: yeeeeee
Greg: I haven't gone crusing since my baby momma stole all my dro

drunk crunkweedpotsnustobacco

by Thesh0e February 5, 2010