card counting

A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.

Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.

by "Goats" March 29, 2005

always be closing

The three most important things in entrepreneurship are: sell, sell, sell. Good salespeople are always closing deals. They never forget to bring the contracts with them, never forget to ask for the deal and never forget to get their client's signature. They also understand that the true purpose of marketing is not really to sell anything but to build a brand and the true purpose of a brand is to build trust and the true purpose of building trust is to give the salesperson a greater opportunity to close the deal. After all, people like to buy from people they like and trust.

Here is an exchange between actor Nicky Katt in character as Greg Weinstein in the 2000 film, Boiler Room, with Giovanni Ribisi playing Seth Davis:

Greg: Now, now, listen to me. Even though you're not actually selling stock yet, I want you to remember the code we have here, okay? Did you see Glengarry Glen Ross?

Seth: Yeah.

Greg: Okay, do you remember 'ABC'?

Seth: Yeah. 'Always be closing.'

Greg: That's right. 'Always be closing.' 'Telling's not selling.' That's the attitude you wanna have, okay.

by ProfBruce April 21, 2011

clotting

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!

by dawntodusk December 22, 2004

Counting Spokes

The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.

One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!

by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010

coasting

When you don't gas the engine of your car while driving. Also one of the best ways to stretch your gas usage.

Coasting is my favorite illegal activity that I do regularly.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 27, 2005

counting worms

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.

*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.

by averagec15 November 25, 2017

Closing your eyes

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

by Gids Is On Urban Dictionary June 17, 2020