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Clocksucker

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money
"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."
by Rob Eback August 7, 2007
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clockblocked

trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)

The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019
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A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most violent movie ever made. Was banned in many countries upon its initial release in 1971.
Parents: Don't let your kids see this. Kids: Rent this at a video store without your parents' permission.
"How did you like A Clockwork Orange?"
"It was good, although I almost threw up after watching the first 10 minutes."
by Poiuyt October 28, 2003
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clockwork orange

Oddest, most kickass movie.
Alex is a stud.
Alex:No time for the ol' in and out, love! I've just come to read the meter.
by Schmuck November 20, 2003
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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.
Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.
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cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.
"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"
by n1n74 March 16, 2004
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Cocknockah

New England Slang: Something that immediately commands your attention.
Say, Emmitt, thatt thaya dress ya dahtah's got on is a wicked cocknockah!
by Dumb Cracker December 12, 2008
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