clitass

Hate term. A substitute for "asshole", "dickass", "jerk", "clitball", "douchebag", "idiot", etc.

"What a bitch. That girl is such a clitass."

by gclpsptaproot December 13, 2009

clitar hero

When a girl rubs her clit so fast she looks like she's playing guitar hero

Sally played clitar hero all night last night, her wrist must be sore.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

CliTaurus

1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."

by RGF_109 February 17, 2019

clitatarian

A male or female who exclusivley "does" women. A strict lesbien or strictly strait male.

"Don't waste your time with Kelly, she's a clitatarian."

by ballsdeep84 December 29, 2008

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

clitsplinter

The painfull sensation that many women dread that is having a splinter penetrated into the clitoris.

Damn it Martha that wooden dildo you gave me has now given me a terrible clitsplinter.

by I am Jesus August 26, 2016

Clitzpah

(klit-spuh)
Portmanteau of clitoris (noun: an organ of the female genitalia, the purpose of which is purely to bring women pleasure) and chutzpah (noun: a Yiddish term for courage bordering on arrogance).

Dudebro: Holy shit man she gon do it - she's got real balls!
Woman: Screw your patri-centric genital fixation, meatsack - she's got clitzpah!

by Fredllama December 1, 2016