Cleaning the House

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.

Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.

by Branderson December 2, 2010

Roger Clemens

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.

They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.

by the migster May 31, 2006

Clementina

A very beautiful girl who will always speak her mind, but don't forget that her intentions are for the best.
She is extremely funny and intelligent and would do anything to be loved. In addition to being kind hearted and sensitive she is extremely sassy and will slap a bitch if provoked. She connects with others really well and she has a big intellectual capacity.

Person 1: Clementina seems so sweet but I've heard so much shit about her.

Person 2 : No I know her it's not true Clementina is so pretty and such a great friend.

by Accurateafdongdoubtme July 5, 2017

Cleanser

This occurs usually after a heavy night of drinking and a dirty kebab. A cleanser involves anal leakage, controlable gas and stomach cramps. It is advised to have a mini milk and e45 cream to hand during a cleanser. A shower post cleanser is also advised.

Dude have you got any mini milks i need to have a cleanser.

Im just nipping home for a cleanser i may be a while.

Dont come in im cleansing.

by maxine1 October 28, 2011

Clean Fart

A "Clean Fart" is one that has no apparent smell.

"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"

by MJB62 February 17, 2014

clean the barrel

it is when your push out the leftover semen out of your shaft after a fap shession

Last night I came so hard that I had to clean the barrel after

by hahasuka June 7, 2014