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Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian
Amelé is a chapstick lesbian, she couldn't care less about seeming masc or femme
by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019
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Chapstick Bisexual

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.
#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.
by OliveOyle November 16, 2017
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ur caps r on, btw

Shaq's epic reply to Oprah's all caps message on twitter, which has all the signs of being an incipient meme. You will probably see it used whenever someone writes in all caps.

Ironically, it's likely that Oprah was holding down shift instead of having caps lock on because the 'st' in '21st' is lower-case.
Oprah: HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY .

Shaq: @oprah ur caps r on, btw
by glueboy April 20, 2009
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Jessica Capshaw

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
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Cherry Chapstick

A red or enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.
by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020
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Nice caps

What to say when someone has jeans with holes inside above their kneecaps.

Credit: My English teacher, Mr. L-V
Person 1: Has jeans with holes above their kneecaps.
Person 2: Nice caps
Person 1: Thanks i guess.
by AaA2772 March 12, 2021
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aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

The texting way of being sarcastic. Google "Spongebob Sarcasm Meme" for an example.
Idiot on the internet: Why is everyone typing in alternating caps.
Internet: WhY Is eVeRyOnE TyPiNg iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
by mshaw43 June 19, 2019
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