the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017

couseimwesome

The improper yet cooler way of saying "Because I'm Awesome."

Dude why dont you share some of that chick-fil-a sandwich.

I don't have to couseimwesome and you're not.

by I r KewL August 31, 2009

Chousing

Chilling, hanging out, sitting around = chousing.

Hey bro i'm chousing with mark, tryna join?

by Alpha Sigs Bro December 5, 2010

choose up

Often used when refering to a pimp or hoe.

James told Sarah to "choose up" and get this money!

by ashrah April 3, 2008

chuse Le

A hindi term which is usually used to say "suck it". I is sometimes used with the word Kuhta(male)Kuhti (meaing Bitch or female dog).

1.Chuse Le Kuhta ( Suck it bitch (male)
2.Chuse Le Kuhti ( Suck it bitch (Female)

by Desigangsta787 March 7, 2005

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008

i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

by sneakystevep November 4, 2017