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Sleeping Chimichanga

n. when your love partner puts chile verde (green chile) hot sauce on their finger(s) and inserts them into an oraface of yours, without prior consent
I will never again sleep face down since the night I awoke to my wife giving me a Sleeping Chimichanga.
by Pedro_DePacas February 26, 2009
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Chimichanga

Damn, that chimichanga's got it goin on!!!
by Vic-o June 3, 2008
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Chimichanga

A sex act where one of the 3 participants is wrapped up tightly in a strong duvet which cuts off blood circulation to the arms and legs and only the head and anus of the person is visible. A Mexican or a person of Mexican descent uses extra hot salsa as a lubrication and fully inserts one or more fingers into the persons anus whilst performing their native Mexican dance - "The Shimmyshanga". Meanwhile the other participant dips his or her genitals in sour cream dip and/or guacamole. They then continue to use various rapid movements to pleasure themselves using the trapped participants face.
-"Hey man how did you and Shannice get on last night?"
-"We hooked up with Pedro and went home. Things got pretty hot and spicy and we ended up doing the chimichanga alllllll night long"

-"i feel awful this morning. feels like I've been wrapped up in a strong duvet whilst a mexican fingered my ass with hot salsa whilst another person slapped a sour cream cock in my face."
-"Mate. You've been chimichanga-ed"
by heisenberg1986 September 7, 2013
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chimichanga

delicious mexican food entre which consists of a mixture of cheese, tortilla, and chicken. (otherwise known as the quesadilla, fajita, and enchilada--but not to be confused with the burrito which quite originally has beans, cheese, a tortilla, and chicken.)
(to waiter at mexican food restauraunt) umm i think i'll have the uhhh..uhm...quesadilla? no wait uhh! the fajitas! gah no i want an enchilada--ok ya i'll take that...no...uh ah you idiot! im so sorry i am such a complete fool but i know what i want--i want the chimichanga--no no lets see...ok no i am definetely in the mood for some quesadillas yep i'll have the quesadillas.

(in waiters mind) poor sucker...they're all the same...
by chicken pot pie May 16, 2007
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Chimichanga

Chimichanga: Something you say when it smells like something crawled up your butt and died
Jake: chimichanga what crawled up my but and died!
by Discreetbitch June 22, 2020
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Chimichanga

An elite upper-class secretive society which is strictly invite only. All members must at all times live and die by the rules of the sesh.

There is only one way to gane access to chimichanga and that is by unanimous vote followed by a ritual orchestrated by the seshman, if they pass the test and only then, they are accepted into chimichanga.

Some people aspire their whole lives to join the club but only a select few actually manage to make it, once in there's no leaving.
Mary: "did you hear who got accepted into Chimichanga last night??"

Maura: "What crazy kant this time"

Mary: "Donald Trump, I tried to stop it! But I seen the seshman bring over a fishbowl to him and I knew he was a deadman"

Maura: "he's with Chimichanga now, there's no saving him.."
by GameOverJack January 6, 2017
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chimichanga popper

When a man sticks his erect penis into a cooked chimichanga and sticks it down a girls throat.
Guy1:last night we didn't have any dinner so i gave Suzie a chimichanga popper
Guy 2:i wish carol would let me give her a chimichanga popper
by phatdyck69 January 18, 2016
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