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Cheeto Rats

A small rodent that is born when a rat unifies with the orange, powdery residue of a Cheeto typically found in a basement-dwelling neckbeard's computer or bed.

Because of the smug, fedora-donning individual's lack of personal hygiene, the Cheeto dust begins to build up in the lair of the neckbeard. This typically results in the attraction of rats. As the rats and Cheeto dust combine, a Cheeto Rat is formed. Cheeto Rats are often more vicious than normal rats, and enjoy the taste of Cheetos.

It is recommended for neckbeards to remove Cheeto Rats before they get inside of a computer. They are known to chew on the wiring and even break keyboards. The term "Cheeto Rat" was originally coined in 1997 by both Eminem and Nostalgia Critic.
Man, Tyler the Neckbeard is disgusting! He has Cheeto Rats all over his computer, in his room, and there is one even in his ear!
by rudeboyty February 11, 2015
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Cheeto legs

Used when describing a rotund woman's large, pasty, dimply thigh and knee area. The leg takes on a cheeto shape when the woman bends her knees and kneels to the ground, making a thick, club-like resemblance, much like a cheeto.
Look at that fat chicks cheeto legs. Get her some pants!!!!!
by Ryan February 10, 2004
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cheetofeet

A medical condition affecting the lower extremity of the vertebrate leg. Principal symptom includes a strong, cheesy odor resembling that of the orange, crunchy snack cheetos.
Due to not washing her feet or changing her socks on a daily basis, Joyce contracted cheetofeet.
by TootsieRoll March 24, 2005
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orange cheeto

*hits blunt* is that an orange Cheeto
Nah dude it's our 45th president
by Brownperson1256 November 16, 2017
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Cheeto Breathe

Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips
Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
by SlopNChop May 5, 2017
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Cheeta Blood

It's like Tiger Blood. Only faster!
In order to out party Charlie Sheen you better have cheeta blood.
by Zturner68 June 20, 2011
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Cheetass

The act of cumming around someone’s asshole, crushing up Cheetos, sticking it to the jizz, and licking off the Cheetos
That cheetass was delicious!
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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