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cream chandelier

The act of tying a girl up and jizzing on them, allowing the jiz to harden creating an imagine of a chandelier out of cum. Best when dripping and glistening in the light.
Do u know the girl that dissapeard 3 months ago, well shes being used as a cream chandelier in my basment.
by yusef &alex July 6, 2008
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rusty chandelier

The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.
Cindy had never felt the kind of discomfort she felt when Kyle gave her the old rusty chandelier.
by J-Ho402 February 24, 2008
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Chandelier

(Noun) An orgy including a total of 13 people: 1 woman and 12 men. The incredible positions required to make such an ordeal possible makes the end result look like a very fancy chandelier.
Dude, I would totally chandelier that chick with 12 of my closest friends.
by Chris Billy May 24, 2008
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Chamberize

To own the life you lead, stay positive, have no fear, run every situation you encounter, accomplish anything you put your mind to no matter what it takes, and have NO excuses.
I was at the party last night and thought this girl was so cute so I chamberized her. She woke up in bed next to me.

I'm about to chamberize the shit out of the interview and get this 6-figure starting job.

Brenda: (not a chamba): Sara how did you get so drunk, I thought you came to the bar with no money tonight?!
Sara: (total chamberizer): I obviously chamberized all these men and made them buy me drinks then bailed!
by ChambaNations November 22, 2011
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Tanzanian Chandelier

The act of repetitive anal plundering through the use of various dildos.
Ah, dude, this Tanzanian Chandelier really made me sore. I can barely even walk and it's been a week since I did it.
Dang bro, I feel that on a personal level.
by Portobello12 July 27, 2016
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Chandelier

A term used when describing something stupid and pointless to someone, when they think its cool.
Steve:

"bro, what is that chandelier looking thing your holding?"

Dave:

"just my glow-in-the-dark wine glass"

Steve: (smh)
by Darthdark September 29, 2011
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anal chandelier

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.
an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
by Michael Kane October 9, 2005
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