Certified Side Shaygo Secret or (C.S.S.S) is a swagged-out, blacked out, boy blew her back her back out type secret .
Friend 1:"I don't think I can get girls".
Friend 2:"Lemme let you in on a certified side shaygo secret, I've tripled my rizz from zero girls to 0x3 girls, we are not the same."
Friend 2:"Lemme let you in on a certified side shaygo secret, I've tripled my rizz from zero girls to 0x3 girls, we are not the same."
by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023
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Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery
Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery
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When somebody says something so cute or you see something so cute that you go into a sort of uncontrollable spasm.
Symptoms include loss of speech,facial spasms and large smiles.
May end in long spells of kissing and/or staring.
Like being electrocuted...but....cuter.
Symptoms include loss of speech,facial spasms and large smiles.
May end in long spells of kissing and/or staring.
Like being electrocuted...but....cuter.
(Insert facial spasms and slurred speech here)
"Aaaaaaaah I am so cutified right now!".....Hard....to.....move......need.....air"
(Insert long kiss and staring here)
"Aaaaaaaah I am so cutified right now!".....Hard....to.....move......need.....air"
(Insert long kiss and staring here)
by ForDanii. November 14, 2011
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man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man
man 1: but this is a certified hood classic
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