cellphoneitus

Gone without a cellularic device for a long period of time and CANNOT stand it and needs one, PRONTO

James-Man, does she have any friends?
Chris-Yeah dude, but she has cellphoneitus, and has lost connection with her people.

by stephanie terault December 29, 2007

Cellphone Shuffle

The lack of motor skills, balance, and peripheral vision as well as sidewalk weaving displayed by someone walking down a busy street while talking on a cellphone.

This guy in front of me is doing the cellphone shuffle and I can't pass him because he's weaving all over the place.

by MacGruber1 July 8, 2009

cellphone time

Christina only uses her cellphone to check for the time.

I don't need a watch anymore, I have cellphone time.

by Salito December 14, 2017

cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.

My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus

by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019

cielphantomhivesbf

A Grell and Ciel fanboy, 😳😨🤭 who cosplays. He also watches anime! 😱😱 very spooky person. Probably doesn’t even own a Samsung - 27.4 Cu. Ft. Side-by-Side Refrigerator - Stainless steel OR a Samsung - 30" Microwave Combination Wall Oven with Steam Cook and WiFi - Stainless steel. 🙄🙄🙄 He likes the promised neverland, that one show where children are at KFC or whatever too!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Child 1: “ If you’re like me, you’ll want a burger that is going to satisfy your hunger. The whopper junior from Burger King has the same great taste as the regular whopper, but is made for someone just my size. So if you’re looking for great taste with lots of fun, try the whopper junior kids meal today. Only at Burger King!”

Child 2: “that’s what cielphantomhivesbf would say.”

Child 1: “what”

by PoisonBerriez March 16, 2021

phantom cellphone syndrome

Occasionally feeling as if you can hear your cellphone ringtone or feel it vibrating in your pocket when you don't have it on you or it's not within earshot or no one has called or texted you.

I felt my cell vibrating in my pocket, but when I reached in there to grab it, it wasn't even on my. Just phantom cellphone syndrome, I guess.

by rstarr2713 July 26, 2009

cellphonia

A dangerous, yet increasingly common condition in which a person constantly hears (or feels) their cellphone going off. But, alas, it is just their deluded imagination at work.

Researchers have concluded that the most reliable cure for cellphonia is to completely cut-off all contact with cellular devices. At present time, rehabilitation centers are being constructed to help patients move quickly and effectively through their treatment.

Jesse: So are we hitting the skate park now or what?

Brandon: Yeah sure...oh wait a sec... my cell is ringing *(pulls out phone) Oh wait, never mind, I mistakenly thought it was....

Jesse: Dude! That's like the eighth time in the last fifteen minutes you've made that mistake! I think you've got yourself a serious case of Cellphonia!

Brandon: Shizeh!

by MimiPanamy January 20, 2009