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celebracy

The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.
I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.
by Ben Frey May 17, 2006
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Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.
"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."
by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008
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Semi-Celeb

Someone who is well known and on the verge of becoming a celebrity.
"Pete Merrill is a semi-celeb. He doesn't have paparazzi following him, but a lot of people have heard of him."
by thirdiedotcom December 1, 2009
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ceeebs

Alternative use for cbf "can't be fucked", term used for laziness and low level of motivation, generally used whilst you're playing games.
Alex: what are you doing ?
Lenart: Playing LOL.
Alex: Dinner?
Lenart: Ceeebs.
by kuyyuk August 19, 2011
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Celebrahty

A play on the word "brah" (a not-so-polite slang reffering to hippie jamband fans), celebrahty refers to notorious characters in the jamband scene who have become (negatively, positevely, or comedically) semifamous due to photos and/or gossip being spread on jamband message boards such as phantasytour.com and phishhook. Some past celebrahties have been Flutegirl, Hooper Stephan, Kon, Frogger, OTK, and the one, the only, Wook 17.

Celebrahties are the jamband cousins to such internet phenenoms such as Angry Mosh Girl, Star Wars Kid, and Amanda Wenk.
Dude, I totally saw Wook 17 during that sick Tweezer jam at Red Rocks; he's such a celebrahty.

I swear if I ever catch Flutegirl playing flute near me at a show, I'll shove that flute up her ass.
by bubo January 26, 2006
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celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.
Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.
by mike87111 July 6, 2011
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celebratory african laser light show

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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