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Celebrate

To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.
"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."

"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."

"She celebrated me last night."
by __FourFingers January 25, 2009
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Celebrity

A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized and complains when asked for an autograph.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

— H.L. Mencken
by mrxskull July 9, 2013
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Celebrities

People who are insanely easy to hate.
Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"
by Hym Iam May 5, 2022
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Celebrities

No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?
Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam April 11, 2023
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Celebrate

The act of preserving a memory with a enjoyable activity; fulfilling and complying with a social, legal, ethical, religious or spiritual obligation. Actions that are intended to show appreciation, gratitude and admiration to said tradition/memory.
The LORD's Sabbath's, New Moon and High Holy Days are worthy of celebration. (Celebrate)
by Onias Ben israel July 25, 2019
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Celebrity

Noun:
A sparkling weasel-like creature that you often see in a movie or television show. But most of the time they're just trying to pretend they're someone else. Mark Hamill (an older celebrity) thinks he's a galactic Jedi warrior. Arnold Schwarzenegger (the longest name in the English language) thinks he's a robot from the future sent back to kill Sarah Connor. And, perhaps most bizarrely, Kristen Stewart (A.K.A. KS Bot 3000) thinks she's a rape-piñata for a werewolf and a vampire. They inhabit many places in the world, but most exist in Los Angeles, California, for a reason that has not yet been determined.

Plural-Celebriti (as in octopi)
Chris: "Hey, do you want to drive up to Los Angeles for the weekend?
Tom: "No way, dude. That place is crawling with celebriti."
Chris: "Oh, yeah. Last time I saw a celebrity, it had a crowd of venomous leeches swarming around it, frantically taking pictures."
Tom: "Haha, I'm so glad we're not celebriti."
Chris: "Totally."
by PearlJam24 December 14, 2013
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Celebrance

to celebrate awesome news with a dance
Sophia celebranced when her pops told her they were going to Universal Studios Hollywood!
by daddypopspapa September 8, 2013
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