A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.
Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.
by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018
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when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.
by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020
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Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.
I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020
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A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.
I blasted a hot load on Brittany's cum carpet last week!
by JungleVIP August 20, 2013
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An Arab who flies on a magical carpet.

see towlhead
Saffiyah clapped her hands and twenty flying men appeared at her side, each well trained in the art of combat.
by Lurido February 2, 2005
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In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.
Hillary is a carpet bagger.
by ScottRusty June 20, 2005
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Did you see the way Jenny was looking at Sarah-I bet she's a real carpet-muncher.
by Caddock February 3, 2007
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