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Towelhead Wifi 

A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
Thought to be a name for blonde children, (coming from the word used to describe flax rope); it actually is only fitting to children with hair so light, it is literally "white".
This color generally goes away between 2-5 yrs old.
Ex. I had four children, all blue eyes, but only three of them were towheads.
Towhead by Kpopmama February 24, 2019

towheaded 

Having light blonde, almost white hair. No, it does not mean that your head looks like a toe.
Look at that towheaded boy, his hair's so white!
towheaded by dallyz_girl26 February 10, 2004
A offensive word used to describe a custom of someone of arab descent
Damn gon' towelheads are terrorists!
towelhead by V The Blood Rose November 1, 2003
A derisive name for someone of arab descent, from the turbans they wear.
PASSENGER ON A FLIGHT:

If that towelhead goes on my flight, I'm gonna make the airline re-book me onto another flight!
towelhead by Piranha August 3, 2005

towl head 

A name for a terrorist, camel jockey, carpet pilot, or as some might say, a "sand nigga". Many arabs and muslums fall under the catigory of towl head because of the use of the head garmet called the turban.
a towl head is: bin laden, saadam, and anyone named ahmed or muhammed
towl head by Schmuckey MCduckey February 10, 2006