Carp fishing

Like cat fishing only the pics are real, but before the sex change.

Jeff-“totally got catfished by a tinder tranny this weekend “
Katlin-“You mean carp fished, the correct term is carp fishing Jeff”

by Deathroltroll666 December 30, 2018

carp out

When you take too much GHB you carp out.

"Don't carp out again you pussy!"

by bigjg August 28, 2008

carp diem

Fish of the day. According to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Buffy was talking with Willow about Latin. Willow mentioned "carpe diem" but Buffy miss-heard it as "carp diem" which she then translated to be "fish of the day(?)".

by Alchemelia May 30, 2008

carp fish

Bottom feeding fish majority of niggers eat them.

Carp Fish Nigger : Emmm that's a good fish, the nigger said

by Like A G 2016 Pro Trump Nigg January 21, 2017

carp film

a film so terrible that it becomes fantastic

I feel like a carp film tonight, do you have "The Room"?

by charlotteatime June 16, 2011

Carp face

Christina Guido

that bitch is a straight carp face, meaning she looks like a f*cking carp!

by The bitch you love to hate. April 29, 2009

carp syndrome

the opening and closing of the mouth without verbalization that occurs when the individual displaying he syndrome is trying to get a word in edgewise.

"Steve's developed a full blown case of the carp syndrome since he married little Rose."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003