Carson Daily

the worst talk-show host out there.

God damn it, Carson Daily can't host, he sucks on ass!

by john the great November 13, 2005

Carson

Carson... well carson is lots of things. Carson is usually very nice and genuine to lots of people if he likes you. He is also usually smart and great at sports. He'll kick ur ass tho. He's small but mighty. Your usually lucky when u find a Carson they are kinda rare.

1:Wow! Look it's a Carson. I can't believe my eyes.

2:OMG ______ your so lucky to have Carson but watch your back.

by C-dub a dub dub December 28, 2016

carson daly

Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone

"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

carsonion

The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.

God that carsonion is sexy...

by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018

Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

Carsonis_Cool

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with

Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph

by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021

cayson

a boy who very trustworthy, loyal, sexy, and is the perfect bae for you. he had the most sensible touch and cares for you at all times. he loves you with all of his heart and will drop everything for you. he is very very very very very very very very attractive and he likes to always know what you are doing. Do not break his heart or you will regret it because it will feel like someone just completely abandoned you.

Wow, I wish i had cayson.
Cayson is my husband.
Girlll, I need Cayson.

by freshgirlofpinkair November 24, 2015