Buttering my elf

Masturbating

I've been buttering my elf at the library.

by Vuljatar January 6, 2012

buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018

Brownstown Buttprint

When you bang a chick on your boss's glass-top desk, leaving an obvious buttprint.

One year at the Christmas party, somebody gave the vice-president a Brownstown Buttprint.

by JohnnyBunch January 6, 2009

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

by dnahly March 8, 2018

buttering her chicken

once you have climaxed and are pulling out to get to her face. but that doesnt work and you jizz all over her pussie

:(

shit i was with this girl last night and i got caught buttering her chicken

by sharman777 October 14, 2009

Buttering the Gnar

When a trick, mostly in snowboarding, is pulled off perfectly.

Nick is really buttering the gnar on his boardslides tonight.

by Josh Free December 29, 2007

buttering the cat

When an ableist tries so hard to help but instead just makes people sick.

She didn't need your help, man, you're just buttering the cat!

by Bay Grrl December 22, 2021