Bugger

Stick your finger up your nose, take it out.

KABOOM - A BUGGER!

He picked his nose, now his finger is full off buggers.

by jamba07 March 15, 2010

bugger

Is a person who practices ano-sex on dead animals.

When a male shoves his penis up a dead animals ass and pretends its another male or a female.

by Joe April 5, 2005

buggers

abbreviation for "Butt Ugly"

not to be mistaken with bugger

"man that new kid is buggers.."

by freakshow4hire November 20, 2007

bugger

Anal rape.

A word said when something has gone wrong, or you make a mistake.

'The man was jailed for commiting buggery'
'Bugger i missed'

by james_the_twin June 11, 2006

Buggerance Factor

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.

That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.

by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019

Bugger King

A fast food chain where you can get fucked in the ass while enjoying a flamebroiled burger

Have you checked out Bugger King? You can get meat in both holes there!

by bácón January 17, 2022

Bugger all

Sometimes hyphenated. A British expression meaning "nothing."

I know precisely bugger all about nuclear thermodynamics.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003