Brunette

A female with brown hair. The only difference is hair colour. Any blondes that are sour about the fact that they are stereotyped as stupid or anything else about being blonde... do something about it rather than complain and girls with brown hair, if you have a problem with it, deal with it yourself.

Jordan: I hate her, she is a blonde/brunette, what a slag!
Johnny: What is the problem? Its only hair!

by apple'n'blackcurrent juice July 14, 2005

Brunette

A darker than blonde, lighter than black. Simple as that. No your not smarter, more rare blah blah blah. ITS THE FREAKING COLOUR OF YOUR HAIR. And the really classy "lady-like" thing to do would be stop putting down blonde, yeah okay?

If your hot your hot, if your ugly your ugly. Hair has no real affect at the end of the day. Lets all be mature.

We're all human. Brunette, Blonde or Blue

by Odette67362 April 21, 2010

brunette

Refering to a woman with dark brown or black hair, darker eyes, and usually dark complexion. Some people commonly label everyone with any shade of brown hair as "brunette", even though lighter shades of brown hair are anthropogically considered "blond(e)".

Many Spanish women are brunettes. Sarah is a brunette, she has dark hair.

by JMC3 May 22, 2006

Perfectly Brunette

To have the silkiest, smoothest, shiniest, most luscious brunette hair in the world. As we all know, brunettes are smarter than blonds, as well as funnier, wittier, sexier, and all around better. Thus, leading to the phrase "Perfectly Brunette."

blond- "Hahahahahaha! Wow! I am having so much fun being a total whore!
brunette- "Wow, you know, you really ARE stupid."
blond- "OMG! IK, RITE???"
brunette- "If you were awesome, like me, you could have a shot at being Perfectly Brunette."
blond- "What?"

by the ORIGINAL brunette April 25, 2009

slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 14, 2019

bruner

A Man with a huge head. Normal hats will not fit him. offter seen in the wild with holes in the crotch of his pants.

OMG i cant find a hat that will fit my head, I'm such a Bruner.

Dude1:What happent to your pants?
Dude2: Nothing im rocking them stright Bruner style.

by TheEarl July 27, 2009

Burney

A sex pot of brilliance and wit wrapped in an adorable being.

Have you met Burney? She's intense, man.

by Leo26397 January 15, 2010