bowling

throwing an oversized, extremely heavy, painted coconut at pins

i went to hawaii to go bowling

by THORRR SMASHHH February 19, 2015

Bowling Green Massacre

A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.

Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"

by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017

bowling for soup

They are nicest bunch of guys anyone could wish to meeet! They kick ass!!

I have just met bowling for soup, "They are nicest bunch of guys anyone could wish to meeet! They kick ass!!"

by SOUPBOWLERKATIE September 7, 2003

Bowling Alley Hot

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.

-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.

by Franklin Turdz October 6, 2008

Bowling bulge

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.

"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".

by The bowler for life July 23, 2016

bedroom bowling

where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation

Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.

by Mike41886 January 26, 2009

dillon mcdermott bowling

drinking game in which you play a standard game of bowling with empty red cups and ping pong balls with the exception of a cup that has a picture of dillon mcdermott's face. If you knock over said cup on the first attempt the opposite player must take a shot. the total number of cups knocked over within 3 rolls equals the total seconds of beer chugging.

I never imagined in my WILDEST DREAMS I would nail that Dillon cup...but damn DRINK YO WHISKEY and finish your dillon mcdermott bowling round

by Random hero lova696969 November 28, 2009