jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

bones182x

A fat Indian simp with glasses. He spends all day on discord, and can usually be found simping for a football-shaped woman, sperging out over trivial things, crying in someone’s DMs, or mourning the loss of his dear pet spider. Bomes hasn’t had a job his whole life, so he collects welfare and scams elderly people in a call center for a living. Whenever he’s being criticized (which is often), bomes tends to deflect to other people in an attempt to take the heat off of himself. He used to have a Reddit account, u/bones182, where he would post about Game of Thrones and Pokémon.

“I used to be a regular guy
With roles and everything
Then I got black name and banned
Now I just dance
That’s all it is”

“I’m a shell of my former self”

—bones182x

by ⠀ ⠀ April 28, 2021

Chucky Bones

A strange man from Northeastern Pennsylvania formerly known as Chucky Snyder that owns a deli known as the infamous Snyder’s Deli in Apoca Pennsylvania. No one really knows where Snyder’s Deli is located but it is said to be across the street from the Apoca laundromat.

I went to Snyder’s Deli and Chucky Bones hooked me up with the Cheesesteak Yaokie

by ChuckSnyd445 April 23, 2021

Digging Up Bones

The idiom "Digging Up Bones" refers to someone dwelling on a long-past relationship which he/she regrets losing.

Breaking up with a significant other and thinking about all the good times you shared together on Valentines Day or their Birthday etc. would be considered "Digging Up Bones."

by Seek Orion May 9, 2009

JUMP BONES

The act of wanting to screw someone so hard their bones rattle and their soul leaves their body.

Man, I seen Jessica walkin by earlier man, and she was wearing this shirt, showed off everything, I wanted to jump bones with that chick.

by DontCareNeverCared October 10, 2016

Cheek Bones

What women want, some have, and some contour to make fakes. Cheek bones are very hot and make faces look better. When men have good cheek bones, it's sexy. When women have good cheek bones, it's sexy. Get it?

I got some makeup today at Ulta that makes my cheek bones have depth idc if they're fake because they're hot

by SoHot January 25, 2015

Bonessi

Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.

Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!

by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019