Boris Johnson

Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.

rahh boris Johnson is skunked

by borisisapussio July 6, 2020

Boris Johnson

(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.

Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.

He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.

by Eridor April 8, 2020

Boris Johnson

PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.

"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."

by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021

Boris Johnson

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.

John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

Borised

Slang for when a politician or leader ignores all expert advice and incites a group of people to sabotage their own futures with a bunch of lies and false promises to win a vote for their own benefit and disappears when it the shit hits the fan.

The country is screwed, looks like we've been well and truly borised

by casinoboy101 June 27, 2016

boring cunt

Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.

Don't get caught talking to Chris he's a boring cunt him!

by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016

boris pavlikovsky

very hot fictional character in “the goldfinch” and he’s also v underrated. anyways stan him and theo‼️‼️‼️‼️

boris pavlikovsky is the most attractive fictional character ever.

by maxmayfeilds June 1, 2021