Moist Chalk Board

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller

I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night

by jello132 March 12, 2015

Boardwalk Empire

A bomb-ass show on HBO. Set in the 1920s, it is a show about a shady, cunning Treasurer Enoch "Nucky" Thompson during the Prohibition era in Atlantic City, New Jersey. This show includes his interactions with other shady characters in politics of that time, bootlegging, prostitution, murder and all that jazz. Despite being a show about the dingy, dangerous, roaring 20s, one can't help but long to have lived during that time...as a white man, of course.

Me: Man, I love Richard Harrow! He's the most awesome character in Boardwalk Empire!
Boyfriend: But his face is all fucked up.
Me: Fuck you! I'd bang him like a screen door during a tsunami!
Boyfriend: That's why you're awesome.

Margaret Schroeder is a holier-than-thou bitch. She must die.

by elysiansinnamon January 7, 2012

baby on board

a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.

Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."

Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."

Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."

by emmo (not emo) August 16, 2006

Barad Dur

Derived From the elvish language of Twengar, also known as The Black Speech Of Mordor, Barad Dur translates into Dark Tower

When you say Barad Dur you are actually spekaing the foulest langauge ever to grace the face of the planet.

by Sauron May 13, 2005

Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!

"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"

by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014

Ironing board booty

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.

Damn, she got that ironing board booty

by D4/^1d July 28, 2015

Disinformation Governance Board

A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984

The disinformation governance board was supposed to have been run by Stalin. Not Nina Jankowicz.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2022