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i support law enforcement bumper stickers

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims
dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time
by littlejimmie March 6, 2019
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Cunt-Bumper

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.
Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!
by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010
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Rumper Bumper

She fell on her rumper bumper and suffered no damage.
by Brian Babylon September 5, 2011
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Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.
Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.
by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009
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Blumberg

(verb) the act of taking a female out on a date for the sole purpose of getting laid.
Larry Stevens: Yoo! I just took Mona Lisa out on a date and totally got laid.
Jerry: Dude, you totally Blumberged her!
by chyuuuuurp January 5, 2011
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Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.
Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.
by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
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clam bumper

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"
by Spud January 27, 2004
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