blimp

a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness

damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

Bloman

When a girl buys you an ice cream cone and gives you a blow job while you enjoy your delicious treat.

"Hey Kyle, do you prefer a vanilla or chocolate Bloman?"

"Actually, I prefer a Rocky Road Bloman, Ricky!"

"Nice!"

by auzi02 May 31, 2016

Mikael Blomkvist

The male protagonist of Steig Larsson's Millenium Trilogy. Intelligent, caring, and a ladies man of respect. Helped solve the 40-year mystery of the disappearance of Harriet Vanger while working with Lisbeth Salander, possibly the most awesome female protagonist ever.

Mikael Blomkvist was hired to help Henrik Vanger find his neice in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, helped bring to justice several members of a sex-trafficking ring in the Girl Who Played With Fire, and stood by Lisbeth's side when she was on trial for crimes she didn't commit.

by Villainouspandora September 20, 2010

Blimp

Verb: To Blimp- The act of moving intently from one point to another, often in the pursuit of food, sex, or money. But it can, in reality, be used to describe any form of general movement.

Tristan: Yo who wants to blimp over to Cam's for some food?

Charlie: Hell yeah, that'd be Crimpin

by Crimper120 August 12, 2019

Blimp us a snout

can you lend me a cigarette

can you blimp us a snout mate?

by Jason Cole May 3, 2005

blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003

Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 28, 2006