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Blaster

It’s a powerful madman a mad fella. Usually seen around techno parties and large amounts of intoxication substances.

Examples:
Person1: let’s take this gram of ketamine all at once!

Person2: yes! Let’s do it your such a powerful

Blaster.

A Blaster or a group of Friends of Blasters can also be for example yoga Blasters, because of his or their extraordinary vibrating characters they will always be catching the attention of the people around them. That’s when you would say: Look at these Blasters over their!

Did you finish your drink already?

Yes!
Your such a blaster!!

You didn’t finish your drink yet?
No I haven’t!
Your such a blaster

Famous Blasters of Perth, WA are Renninger, Luanos, Jeaniboy and Jimmy Churri
Examples are above because we are Blasters and don’t give a shit!
by Blaster Inc. April 25, 2023
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boot-blaster

low gauge shotgun sawed off until the bullets almost stick out of the ends of the barrels, resulting in a weapon that from 10 feet away will blast you out of your boots, but from 20 will just really piss you off.
that mother fucker just said he was a Nazi! go get my boot-blaster, and teach him a lesson!
by PSYCHOPOMP March 10, 2007
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bunk blaster

To cop a wristie on a bunk bed. Very common in backpacker hostels and performed frequently by dutch girls.
I copped an aggressive dry bunk blaster from a Dutch chick at the backpackers last night
by T- Slug February 15, 2010
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Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"
Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!
by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
by annon. February 9, 2004
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blue bloater

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).
Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."
by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011
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Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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