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birkenshlock

Imitation alternative-health merchandise, pseudo-spiritual chochkas, and cheap novelty accessories offered at most open-air fairs and by two-bit street vendors in college towns.

It's a take-off on the classic Birkenstock shoes. The original Birkenstocks are high-quality foot-wear worth anyone's money. The fakes for $20 fall to bits in two weeks' time. By extension, any street fair has stalls of well-made goods created chiefly by local craftsmen and craftswomen, and then also those stalls offering vastly inferior import trinkets and poser products fronting to be the real deal.
"This fair used to be good, but now there are mostly fly-by-nighters trying to palm off greasy pizza and birkenshlock."
by focus5 June 22, 2009
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The Birks

An STD transmitted from tainted water
My balls are itchy doctor told me I have the birks
by Gacy Dahmer February 12, 2019
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Blick

yo im about to blick this nigga
by dha blicker November 21, 2010
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Blickey

"Don't worry. I don't got the Blickey. My pipes are clean."
by schinrby April 25, 2006
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blickficken

It's a german word for "to lookfuck somebody"
Like when some person looks at another with the sentence "i wanna fuck ya" in their eyes.
blickficken - Hast du mich etwa gerade geblickfickt?!
by Ragemore July 19, 2009
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Birkenrock

1. Originally meant to refer to the type of pop-folk music one might hear from artists and bands that would play at Lilith Fair, i.e. mostly acoustic music with supposedly deep meanings. So named because fans of this style of music were known to be passionate about wearing Birkenstock shoes in the late 90's when Birkenrock was the genre du jour.

2. Now, the word is expanded to also include slightly more testosterone-laden acts (but only slightly). In addition to the Lilith acts, acoustic male acts that a little bit too positive to be emo are Birkenrock.
Angela owns every Indigo Girls bootleg ever made. She's really into that Birkenrock.
by Golfhaus January 9, 2005
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Birkonian

An indiviaul that hails frm the town of Birkenhead in Merseyside, UK.
I'm not a fookin' scouser, I'm a birkonian ya pillock
by Shalroth May 23, 2005
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