blinded

Being so stoned that you're unaware of your surroundings; Being under the influence of large ammounts of weed, pot, or marijuana; Also, see high, blazed, baked,blitzed.

I smoked so much weed that I was blinded. I didn't even know my name. It was fucking awesome!

by Lady smokesalot October 10, 2008

blinked at

to screw up a job at work

I printed checks on the wrong paper and got blinked at by Marie.

by LargePete March 28, 2003

binted

reaching the stage when you KNOW you're too hammered

i cannot believe im so binted!

by Bax Marvelous October 30, 2007

blinned

1. A state of being very drunk and/or high. Straight fucked-up.

2. Blind. Unable to see.

It's tuesday night, time to get blinned!

That dude's so blinned he needs a seeing-eye dog....

by bikezombie July 31, 2009

james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.

I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.

by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007

Blintzed

A inebriated or drugged state, typically under the influence of alcohol.

Damn dude, you were blintzed last night; that's why you don't combine booze, X and robo.

by Soul of Z July 4, 2009

Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011