The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob
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Ashley wanted to give Brad a blumkin, but before she started he threw in a Skoal Classic and got a Skoal Blumpkin.
by JimArm January 21, 2009
Get the Skoal Blumpkin mug.While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
by Kyle MD April 28, 2005
Get the country blumpkin mug.The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010
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by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013
Get the berry blumpkin mug.The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009
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