Bert Algood

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.

Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?

by Elliot G May 4, 2011

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bert mccracken

The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.

I'm high as fuck now.

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

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Bertha

The women who has curves for days. Once you see her, you can never stop thinking about her. The way she drives around on her cart with her groceries makes any man go wild.

Whoa, Bertha is looking good with them groceries.

by IAmALittleGirl August 27, 2015

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Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.

May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.

For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.

by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009

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