bleach drinker

Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.

Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"

Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"

Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."

by SirClabe August 2, 2010

Drink Bleach

1. go kill yourself
2. committ suicide
3. leave me alone

I hate you, go DRINK BLEACH!!!!!"

by smuee June 8, 2009

bleach breath

Having breath that smells of semen

Everyone was horrified when Ed showed up to work with bleach breath after a night out with the guys

by Furry Colon November 10, 2008

bleached butthole

To remove the brown-stained area around one's anus with bleach.

When Caroline bent over, you could see her freshly bleached butthole glistening in the moonlight!!!

by 123456789101112 October 16, 2007

Bletch

As a child in Cheshire England before the second world war, "BLETCH" was the black grease one got on ones hands after replacing the chain on a bicycle

Mum, I've got Bletch all over my hands, can I have a rag to wipe it off?

by Wattsupdoc August 4, 2009

bleached nigga

When you accidentally put ya nigga in the washing machine and cover him in bleach and he turns white

YO DATS A BLEACHED NIGGA
DAHTS ONE NICE BLEACHED NIGGA YOU GOT THERE. DID U BUY HIM AT THE NIGGA STORE

by MELONS676969 June 17, 2016

son-of-bleach

Maybe foreigners instead of trying to be English-rude with that 'son-of-bitch' phrase, could use this less vulgar 'son-of-bleach' as directed towards a Caucasian male?

At airport security check:

I am not a terrorist and Yes! I wish to comply with the safety regulations, you son-of-bleach!

by Better Boris December 29, 2009