Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.
by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010
Get the Blartedmug. The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.
by Aeryck July 19, 2005
Get the Blartmug. After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.
by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011
Get the blartingmug. After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.
by KVC-KillMePlease July 7, 2008
Get the Blartmug. The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.
The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.
by the lovers April 27, 2009
Get the Blartingmug. the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.
by NATeDoog October 10, 2008
Get the blartingmug. by Dicko Murp April 8, 2017
Get the Blartedmug.