Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.

Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"

by barbariancoc October 28, 2019

blathenstip

The most beautiful, sexy, intelligent, (interesting) smoking hot Dutch woman anyone ever laid eyes on.

-"Dude did you meet Marieke?"
-"Yeah man I sure did, she's so blathenstip!

by zarlydoug October 24, 2020

braith

one fine as mf that’s for sure

braith is my boyfriend who is a very fine mf fr and cute

by imogenykykyj July 2, 2021

braithen

a very uncommon name given to people with big heads

look at braithen he thinks he’s amazing he has a big head

by Brodie Roofs September 1, 2021

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

Balitherate

Balitherate-an alternate meaning for smexy. Or sparkly.

1.Claire smiled balitherately at Max, waggling her drawn-on eyebrows.

2.The gold necklace looked very balitherate in the dim light.

3.Claire looked stunningly balitherate in her sparkly, balitherate blouse.

by DeathGod2 May 2, 2009

blathlete

An athlete of african-american descent. Often used to refer to african-american college athletes by jersey chasing female college students.

Sarah: I totally found a new blathlete in my sociology class to stare at all quarter. The like WHOLE football team is in here.
Kaylee: OMG there are like no blathletes in my upper level accounting class. What class is that? I'm totes switching in

by treezyboo January 6, 2011