Definitions by TalikTheVampire

Errogant 

Someone who is totally wrong about something, but is absolutely certain their correct

Peron A: that moron in power had no idea what he's on about, but he seems certain about it!
Person B: what an errogant dickhead!
Person A: indeed!

Errogant by TalikTheVampire April 22, 2023

its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

its gone tits up by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

Lizz Trussed 

Something that has gone so astronomically wrong that the only way to fix it is to start over entirely

oh you've totally lizz trussed this car. you'll have to get a new one

Lizz Trussed by TalikTheVampire October 22, 2022

why dont ya? 

used to convey slight anger at someone when they have done something very stupid that is very obvious

just throw the socks into the bath why dont ya?

why dont ya? by TalikTheVampire September 10, 2022

Squirly 

for something that is a bit worse than crapped up, however has not quite gone to pot

oh thats gone very squirly!

Squirly by TalikTheVampire April 4, 2022

Rowan 

used when you encounter someone who woke up that morning and decided to be an absolute pain in the rear end

coined from viva la dirt leauge

person A "what the hell is wrong with him?"
berson B "oh he's just being a rowan, ignore him"

Rowan by TalikTheVampire June 6, 2021

gone to pot 

something that has quite severely crapped itself up

nothing has gone to pot, my work is done for the night. see ya tomorrow!!!!!

gone to pot by TalikTheVampire April 13, 2021