TalikTheVampire's definitions

its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

fictional nostalgia

being nostalgic about something that never happened

i have fictional nostalgia for the war of dogs in the uk

by TalikTheVampire March 5, 2021

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

Errogant

Someone who is totally wrong about something, but is absolutely certain their correct

Peron A: that moron in power had no idea what he's on about, but he seems certain about it!
Person B: what an errogant dickhead!
Person A: indeed!

by TalikTheVampire April 22, 2023

Rowan

used when you encounter someone who woke up that morning and decided to be an absolute pain in the rear end

coined from viva la dirt leauge

person A "what the hell is wrong with him?"
berson B "oh he's just being a rowan, ignore him"

by TalikTheVampire June 6, 2021

Chux

a quicker way to say "can you pass me something"

hey bud, can you chux that can of coke? thanks

by TalikTheVampire April 7, 2021

gone to pot

something that has quite severely crapped itself up

nothing has gone to pot, my work is done for the night. see ya tomorrow!!!!!

by TalikTheVampire April 13, 2021