11 definitions by TalikTheVampire

why dont ya?

used to convey slight anger at someone when they have done something very stupid that is very obvious

just throw the socks into the bath why dont ya?

by TalikTheVampire September 10, 2022

its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

gone to pot

something that has quite severely crapped itself up

nothing has gone to pot, my work is done for the night. see ya tomorrow!!!!!

by TalikTheVampire April 13, 2021

fictional nostalgia

being nostalgic about something that never happened

i have fictional nostalgia for the war of dogs in the uk

by TalikTheVampire March 5, 2021

Chux

a quicker way to say "can you pass me something"

hey bud, can you chux that can of coke? thanks

by TalikTheVampire April 7, 2021

Squirly

for something that is a bit worse than crapped up, however has not quite gone to pot

oh thats gone very squirly!

by TalikTheVampire April 4, 2022